Empty Bookshelf Reviews

Author: Nate

  • Putting Things on Notice

    I’m calling you out, Andy Dick! I read on a semi-well-known TV blog that this guy created an internet page that generated Stephen Colbet-style “On Notice” lists. All you have to do is type in whatever you want to put on notice, hit a button and a picture will be generated that you’ll be able […]

  • “Rewriting History”, or “Pluto no longer a planet and Yogi stops smoking”

    Just when you though I wouldn’t be able to find a picture to go with these two topics…. BAM! A few days ago I read that Turner is going back through their catalogue of old Hanna Barbara cartoons to remove all intimations of smoking. First of all, I’m not really sure how they’re going to […]

  • Rockstar: Season 2

    This one may balloon to huge proportions again like the season 2 LOST review. That being said, I’m officially starting it on Friday August 18th… we’ll see how long it takes to finish. One of the contestants on the show is named “Storm Large”. The one night after she performed, Tommy Lee said “I’d like […]

  • The Ubiquitousness of Nic Cage

    I honestly think I’d rather see LUKE Cage than Nic Cage right now. Right now Nicolas Cage is everywhere. It’s hard to turn on the TV and not see his long, thin mug. At the moment, he’s got two movies out… The Ant Bully, and World Trade Center, in which he adds a creepy moustache […]

  • Empty Bookshelf’s First 100 Reviews

    Oh, those kids. Always at it. You guys really shouldn’t’ve. So here we are at the first of what may be a few reviews of our first milestone, 100 reviews. Not only is this the first review of this milestone, but of what could be very many milestones. We here at the Bookshelf like the […]

  • The Critical To-Do over Lady in the Water

    The cast of the movie Miami Vice hard at work If you keep tabs on the movie world, you’re probably aware that right now, two sort of big deal stories are going on between critics and directors. The first one involves Joel Siegel making a big to-do and walking out on a screening of Clerks […]

  • Ken Jenning’s Letter to Jeopardy

    Aren’t they the happy couple? I saw a link to this on the interweb, and I figured I’d pass it along and thinly disguise it as a review. Ken Jennings has written a letter to Jeopardy offering suggestions on how to update the show. It’s Hi-Larious. I’m not joking. We’re talking “Daily Show“-funny. I understand […]

  • The Last 40 Minutes of that Jimmy Kimmel Repeat that was on Last Week

    Update… I found the entire Kevin Spacey Charlie Rose show that I mention later in the article. Thank goodness for Google Video Not even the Emerald Rake of Jimmy’s hot, Mexican gardener Phillippe Rogriguez could save him from the horrific fake snake attack! I was flipping through the channels last night after watching the replay […]

  • Other People Stealing Your Ideas Without Ever Having Met You or Knowing that They Stole Something

    Longest. Title. Ever. If only they could save the baseball team from utter anihilation. I’ll try not to make this like Dan’s “Half-Inventing Stuff” review, even though there are some thematic similarities. What spawned the idea for this topic was actually two events hat occurred in the past month, both of which involved people doing […]

  • the voice of mona lisa

    Looks like somebody beat me to it. I bet if she could talk though, she’d be telling us all about her favorite soda. So recently I read this article. I understand that you all might be in a hurry, but you might want to at least peruse the article, because the entire review is sort […]